Monday, May 4, 2009

Mike's Picks - Megan Fox Grrrrrrrrrrr

Image from PSXextreme

Dear Ms. Fox,

Sorry honey, but I have an irrational dislike of you. However, my husband loves you so you're on my blog. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous - I totally am. You're one sexy lady. And I'm positive you're the reason my husband likes Transformers enough to watch it over and over again. Just one thing - you have this habit of leaving your mouth hanging wide open all the time. Can you stop that? It makes you look like an idiot. Thanks!


P.S. My friend Sumo thinks you're totally hot and doesn't understand my irrational hatred. But that's why it's "irrational" - it's totally NOT rational.