Stuff my husband says:
- "I lost 8 lbs last month, but I didn't mean to."
- "You still take up too much space on the couch."
- "So do you want to start trying to have kids now?"
- "Eh, Gap jeans always get loose."
- "So will you wear the school girl skirt now?"
- "How much longer until you can wear that bikini you wore on our honeymoon?"
- "The living room smells like a gym."
- "You're such a calorie freak."
- "Will power!" (in response to a food situations).
- "Quit buying so much stuff!"
- "Here, try this." (piece of food)
- "I went to lunch to day at (favorite restaurant) and I feel like a fat happy bastard now."
- "I hate tofu."
- "You have incisors! Use them!"
- "I still have probably have a lower percentage of body fat than you."
Rant over! :)